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This is why I love reddit!


“I am now a blowjob master”

I want to be the very best

Like no one ever was

To suck dick is my real test

To swallow is my cause

I will travel across the land

Searching for the guys

Fellate them all to understand

My greatest source of pride

*Giving Head, gotta blow ‘em all!*

It’s you and me, I know it’s my destiny

*Giving Head*

Ooh, you’re my best friend

Sucking cock until the end

*Giving Head, gotta blow ‘em all!*

With balls so blue

Your semen tastes just like glue

You taste me and I’ll taste you

*Giving Heeeaaaad*

*Gotta blow ‘em all, gotta blow ‘em all!*

*Giving Head!*

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1s3nxp/reddit_what_is_the_most_sexually_pathetic_thing/cdtrfoc